Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
The TP Song (Hoarders)
Copyright: 2020
You feel your lifeâs in danger
And now you need to hoard
You watch the cable news
To get the latest word
You must protect your family
So you become insane
Throw logic out the window
While you use your lizard brain
You think about the hardships of the past
And wonder how long supplies will
Last
But be rest assured , youâre skillful at the hoard
That youâll leave this world with the cleanest ass.
What makes you think that you can just relax
While youâre stocking up with those family packs
Iâm wondering if Covid is your greatest fear
Or youâre planning that youâll die from diarrhea
There are others who are not the hoarding sort
Who fear a full 14 days of the Hershey Squirts
Itâs not paper that they save
But a sparking butt they crave
While Installing Porcelain bidets
Itâs your fellow man youâre harming
While you stockpile all the Charmin
Your priorities are slightly out of whack
Youâre not showing too much class
Hoarding hospital masks
And preoccupied with cleaning out your crack.
